Good Friday indeed

Pain. Suffering. Agony.

These are the first words that passed through my Bud Light drenched brain this morning after four hours of sleep. I couldn't believe that I had to sit at a desk for 8 hours when almost everyone else was off today, to celebrate this

Oops, I meant this

But alas, I returned from my lunch of Swedish Meatballs (seriously) to an email reading: "Blank and Blank will close at 3:00 pm today. Have a peaceful and safe weekend."

Ka-CHING! So now I will go do this

and then this

and then this

Have a sloppy drunk weekend,

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