What is not such good advice is eating half a box of Teddy Grahams and watching Scream...actually, that's the best advice, also, ironically, what I'm doing right now. Praise be to parents who put their children to bed before I arrive. And parents who don't keep ice cream in the house, because if you thought the the Teddy Graham genocide of 8:30 was bad, you wouldn't want to see what would happen if there was cookie dough up in this joint.
Additionally, I'd like to point out that Scream is hugely underrated. I think. And whatever happened to Matthew Lillard? Annndddd Wikipedia. Jesus, he's 40, and he looks like shit. Sad.
Oh, so I move out of my apartment on Friday and officially become a gypsy. But I'm going to this Saturday, so at least I'll be a drunk, porky gypsy.