The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
then the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
and then he got rained away
and then he climbed back up
because that pesky little spider just won't give up.
Is he dumb or persistent?
Will he stay or should he find something else to climb?
Will he become disheartened and just go back to school?
Become a teacher?
Sign up for a 401k and get a Passat wagon?
Pop out a few kids and send them to private school?
Encourage them to get up that spout because he never could?
Fund "spout climbing" classes?
Get 'em spout agents and publicize the whole thing?